Bag pipes

Bag pipes are an instrument, and with a unique sound, Decorated with a tartan, and under a Scotchman’s arm is found. Blown air is puffed into the bag, then comes out the pipes, Two of tenner and one of bass, drones are tuned to suit the music type. A wailing sound is herd, once the piper he or she has started, This will startle the onlookers, and not for the faint of hearted. The pipers’ cheeks will turn bright red, as they plays marches jigs and reels, Dressed in full regalia with a kilt, to give extra sex appeal. Beginners can be found on a hillside, many miles away, As neighbours will not abide, the beginner as they play. So, they find a desolate spot, and stand upon a mound, To practice the Scottish bagpipes, when there’s no one else around.