Five Things

1 Never put your horse behind when you’re on a cart, For the horsepower will be disengaged and the cart will not depart. 2 Never hang a horseshoe upside down, when you nail it on a wall, The luck will run out of the bottom and that won’t do at all. 3 Never pass under a ladder where workmen can be found, Or you’ll be hit with debris on its way down to the ground. 4 Never trust a bit of wind if you are over sixty-two, You’re better off to play it safe and go and find a loo. 5 Never find a tree in a thunderstorm, as a lightning bolt it hits, And as you shelter you will find that you’ll be blown to bits.