The Chair That Asked to Many Questions

I sat down on my favorite chair To rest a little bit, But then it asked, “Why sit on me? Why not stand up instead?” I said, “Because I’m tired.” It said, “But why? And how?” I said, “I ran a mile.” It said, “A mile? Just now?” I tried to sit there quietly, But it kept asking more— Till finally I stood back up… And it shouted, “WAIT—WHAT FOR?”