Shel Silverstein

Aphrodisiac

Now, listen to me, folks... Hear what I say. You got to eat oysters everyday They'll put your love life back on track They're nature's own aphrodisiac. Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true What a little oyster can do for you. Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun Here's some things them oysters done... They made Jim Beam They made Allen Thick They made Jonathan Swift And they made Gracie Slick They made Victor Mature And they made Tom Petty They started Willie Waylon And they got Helen Reddy. They made Tom Cruise They made Oscar Wilde They gave Gary Hart But they gave Gomer Piles They made William Hurt They made Lucille Ball They made Wilson Picket And that ain't all. Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true What a little oyster can do for you. Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun Here's some more them oysters done. They made Stevie Wonder And they made old John Wayne They made Saul Bellow And caused Thomas Paine Turned Clint Black And turned Barry White Made Doris' Day And Gladys' Knight. They gave Bob Hope They gave Percy Faith They made Marvin Gaye But they made George Straight They made Bobby's Short And Lester's Flatt And hey... they even did more than that. Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true What a little oyster can do for you. Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun Here's some more them oysters done. They got George Bush They made Bozo a Clown They got Bobby Bare And made Ezra Pound They made Gallo Wine They made Merle Haggart They Made Andy Devine They made Jimmy Swagger They made Rich Little And made Hughie Long They made BB King And they made Neil's Armstrong And if you ask my wife, She'll tell you quite gaily Best of all they made old Pat Daily. Ohh, ohhh... yes it's true What a little oyster can do for you. Ohh, ohhh... ain't it fun That's all about oysters Now we're done.

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