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Shel Silverstein

Gardener

We gave you a chance to water the plants. We didn't mean that way - now zip up your pants.

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25 Minutes To Go 100,000 Pennies A Boy Named Sue A Cat, A Kid, And A Mom A Couple More Years A Front Row Seat To Hear Ole Johnny Sing A Light In The Attic Acapulco Goldie Alimony All About You All The Time In The World Anteater Aphrodisiac Ations Backward Bill Batty Beans Taste Fine Bear In There Better Not Ask Me Bigtime Bituminous? Boa Constrictor Bubblin' Up Bury Me In My Shades Captain Hook Changing Of The Seasons Channels Clarence Cloony The Clown Cloudy Sky Colors Come After Jinny Come Skating Crocodile's Toothache Crouchin’ On The Outside Crowded Tub Daddy What If? Dance To It Danny O'dare Daylight Dreamer Dentist Dan Diet Song Dirty Face Dirty Ol’ Me Don't Change On My Account Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most Double-tail Dog Drain My Brain Dreadful Early Bird Eight Balloons Enter This Deserted House Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me Examination Falling Up Father Of A Boy Named Sue Floobie Doobie Doo Folk Singer's Blues For Sale For What She Had Done Forgotten Language Freakin’ At The Freaker’s Ball Friendship Gardener God's Wheel Goodnight Little Houseplant Grizzly Bear Gumeye Ball Hamlet As Told On The Street Handy Man Hard To Please Hector The Collector Helping Hey Nelly Nelly Hippo's Hope Homemade Boat Hoodoo Voodoo Lady How Many, How Much Hug O'war Hungry Mungry I Call That True Love I Can’t Touch The Sun I Got Stoned And I Missed It I Know You Little, I Love You Lots I Once Knew A Woman I'm My Own Grandpa I’m So Good That I Don’t Have To Brag I've Been Working So Hard Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too If I Had A Brontosaurus If The World Was Crazy In Search Of Cinderella In The Hills Of Shiloh Invitation It's Dark In Here Jimmy Jet And His Tv Set Joey Judy Kick It Again Kiss It Away Ladies First Lady Godiva Lazy Jane Lemmebesomethin' Liberated Lady 1999 Listen To The Mustn'ts Little Abigail And The Beautiful Pony Little Green Buttons Lookin’ For Myself Love Lydia Pinkham Ma And God Magic Magical Eraser Makin' It Natural Mama I'll Sing One For You Man Who Got No Sign Marie Laveau Masochistic Baby Me-stew Melinda Mae Mermaid Merry Messy Room Modern Talk Monsters I've Met Morgan’s Curse Mr. Grumpledump's Song My Beard My Mind Keeps Movin’ My Rules My Sneaky Cousin Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh No Difference No Thank You Nobody On The Way To The Bottom One Inch Tall Openin’ Night Paranoid Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me Paul Bunyan Peace Proposal Peanut-butter Sandwich Picture Puzzle Piece Plastic Plugging In Point Of View Polly In A Porny Pour Me Another Tequila Sheila Put Something In Quaaludes Again Rain Recipe For A Hippopotamus Sandwich Reflection Ring Of Grass Rock 'n' Roll Band Rosalie's Good Eats Cafe Rotten Convention Runny’s Heading Rabits Sarah Cynthia Slyvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out Scum Of The Earth Shadow Race She’s My Ever Lovin’ Machine Show It At The Beach Sick Sing Me A Rainbow Skin Stealer Sky Seasoning Smart Snowball Somebody Has To Somebody Stole My Rig Someday’s Here Something Missing Son Of A Scoundrel Stacy Brown Got Two Stop Thief! Strange Restaurant Stupid Pencil Maker Sure Hit Songwriter’s Pen Sylvia's Mother Tell Me Testing The Bomb The Acrobats The Bagpipe Who Didn’t Say No The Ballad Of Lucy Jordan The Bear, The Fire, And The Snow The Boa Constrictor Song The Bridge The Dragon Of Grindly Grun The Generals The Giving Tree The Great Conch Train Robbery The Homework Machine The Hunter The Land Of Happy The Little Boy And The Old Man The Loser The Meehoo With An Exactlywatt The Monkey The Nap Taker The Oak And The Rose The Perfect High The Perfect Wave The Sitter The Toucan The Unicorn The Voice The Winner The Worlds Greatest Smoke Off They Held Me Down They've Put A Brassiere On A Camel Three-legged Man Thumbs Thumbsucker Ticklish Tom Time Toplesstown Tryin' On Clothes Turkey? Twistable Turnable Man Ugliest Man In Town Vegematic Vegetables Warning Wastebasket Brother Wavy Weird-bird What If When I Am Gone When She Cries Where The Sidewalk Ends Who Does She Think She Is... Who's Taller? Won't You? Workin’ It Out Woulda-coulda-shoulda Your Time's Comin' Yowzah

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