Shel Silverstein

Strange Restaurant

I said, 'I'll take the T-bone steak.' A soft voice mooed, 'Oh wow.' And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I cried, 'Mistake--forget the the steak. I'll take the chicken then.' I heard a cluck--'twas just my luck The busboy was a hen. I said, 'Okay no, fowl today. I'll have the seafood dish.' Then I saw through the kitchen door The cook--he was a fish. I screamed, 'Is there anyone workin' here Who's an onion or a beet? No? Your're sure? Okay then friends, A salad's what I'll eat.' They looked at me. 'Oh,no,' they said, 'The owner is a cabbage head.'

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