Goodnight Little Houseplant

Goodnight little houseplant asleep on the sill I'll pull the shades so you don't catch a chill And tomorrow in the morning don't be breaskfast for two We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you Goodnight little houseplant tucked in your clay pot Maske sure you don't catch Huntington's Rot Remember little houseplant stay away from them bees I've heard they may carry a social disease Goodnight little houseplant goodnight Here's your glass of water should I leave on the light Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did I love you little house plant who needs women and kids