The Cockney Soul

From Woolwich and Brentford and Stamford Hill, from Richmond into the Strand, Oh, the Cockney soul is a silent soul – as it is in every land! But out on the sand with a broken band it’s sarcasm spurs them through; And, with never a laugh, in a gale and a half, ’tis the Cockney cheers the crew. Oh, send them a tune from the music-halls with a chorus to shake the sky! Oh, give them a deep-sea chanty now – and a star to steer them by! Now this is a song of the great untrained, a song of the Unprepared, Who had never the brains to plead unfit, or think of the things they dared; Of the grocer-souled and the draper-souled, and the clerks of the four o’clock, Who stood for London and died for home in the nineteen-fourteen shock. Oh, this is a pork-shop warrior’s chant – come back from it, maimed and blind, To a little old counter in Grey’s Inn-road and a tiny parlour behind; And the bedroom above, where the wife and he go silently mourning yet For a son-in-law who shall never come back and a dead son’s room To Let. (But they have a boy in the fried-fish line in a shop across the wye, Who will take them aht and abaht to-night and cheer their old eyes dry.) And this is a song of the draper’s clerk (what have you all to say?) – He’d a tall top-hat and a walking-coat in the city every day – He wears no flesh on his broken bones that lie in the shell-churned loam; For he went over the top and struck with his cheating yard-wand – home. (Oh, touch your hat to the tailor-made before you are aware, And lilt us a lay of Bank-holiday and the lights of Leicester-square!) Hats off to the dowager lady at home in her house in Russell-square! Like the pork-shop back and the Brixton flat, they are silently mourning there; For one lay out ahead of the rest in the slush ‘neath a darkening sky, With the blood of a hundred earls congealed and his eye-glass to his eye. (He gave me a cheque in an envelope on a distant gloomy day; He gave me his hand at the mansion door and he said: Good-luck! Good-bai!)