Cuddie the Cooper

There was a cooper they ca'd him Cuddy, He was the best cooper that ever I saw; He came to girth our landlady's tubbie, He bang'd her buttocks again the wa'. Cooper quo' she, hae ye ony mony? The deevil a penny, quo' Cuddy, at a'! She took out her purse, an' she gied him a guinea, For banging her buttocks again the wa'.