There was a lass, they ca'd her Meg, An' she gaed o'er the muir to spin; She fee'd a lad to lift her leg, They ca'd him Duncan Davidson. Meg had a muff and it was rough, Twas black without and red within, An' Duncan, case he got the cauld, He stole his highland pintle in. Meg had a muff, and it was rough, And Duncan strak tway handfu' in; She clasp'd her heels about his waist, "I thank you Duncan! Yerk it in!!!" Duncan made her hurdies dreep, In Highland wrath, then Meg did say; O gang he east, or gang he west, His ba's will no be dry today.