The Rights Of Woman - Analysis
written in 1792
Borrowing the Revolution’s Language to Flirt
Burns begins by sounding as if he is about to join the era’s grand political argument: Europe watches mighty things
, Empires
fall, and even children repeat the Rights of Man
. But the poem’s central move is to hijack that public vocabulary for a private, gendered purpose. When he says, just let me mention
that women’s rights deserve attention, the phrase is both earnest and mischievous: he wants the prestige of revolutionary discourse, yet he is clearly steering it toward courtship, manners, and admiration rather than law or citizenship.
Right One: Protection as a Tender Bargain
The first right is framed as protection
, and Burns builds it with a deliberately delicate image: the woman as tender flower
that, Helpless
, will fall before the blasts of Fate
unless a man’s shelter
can ward th’ impending storm
. This is not a claim for independence; it’s a claim for care. The tone here is gallant and paternal, and that creates an immediate tension: he calls it a sacred right, but it depends on women being imagined as fragile and men as guardians. In other words, the right is real in the poem’s moral universe, yet it is granted from above, not possessed from within.
Right Two: Decorum, and the Convenient Myth of Progress
The second right is decorum
, and Burns treats it as so obvious that needless here is caution
: any man of sense
would die
before violating it. He then sketches a rowdy past—men who swagger
, swear
, get drunk
, kick up a riot
, even invade a Lady’s quiet
. That miniature history is comic, but it also lets him praise his audience by contrast: you are all well-bred
. The compliment is so pointed it becomes a wink. By announcing those Gothic times are fled
, he pretends civilization has solved the problem—yet the very need to insist on it hints that women’s quiet
is still something men can invade. The poem’s civility, then, is both a genuine ideal and a self-congratulatory performance.
The Turn: From Rights to Worship
The poem pivots hard at For Right the third
, which is called our last, our best
. Here Burns drops the language of protection and manners and replaces it with the currency of desire: admiration
. He exaggerates it into a mock-constitutional order where even the Rights of Kings
bow in low prostration
before this female claim. The tone becomes exuberant, almost theatrical; women’s power is depicted not as legal standing but as social and erotic sovereignty, the ability to make men live and move
in their blest sphere
. That shift matters: the poem suggests that, whatever men argue about in parliaments, they already submit elsewhere—to beauty, flirtation, and the emotional weather of courtship.
Beauty as an Army that Ends Rebellion
Burns lists the weapons of this kingdom—Smiles
, glances
, sighs
, tears
, flirtations
, airs
—and calls them an host
no flinty savage
can face. The political metaphor keeps running: with awful Beauty
joined to all her charms
, who would rise in rebel arms
? It’s playful, but it also sharpens the poem’s contradiction. Women are described as helpless flowers needing shelter, yet also as rulers whose beauty can dissolve revolt. Burns keeps both fantasies alive: woman as protected object and woman as irresistible force. The poem’s idea of rights slides between those poles—care owed to women, and power women already wield in men’s imaginations.
Truce with Constitutions, Long Live the Majesty Of Woman
The ending declares a ceasefire: truce with kings
, truce with constitutions
, even with bloody armaments and revolutions
. Burns name-checks the French revolutionary chant Ah! ca ira!
, but he redirects its heat toward a safer, salon-sized revolution: the enthronement of Majesty
in feminine form. The close is knowingly paradoxical. He borrows the era’s hottest language of rights and upheaval only to arrive at admiration—an arrangement that flatters women while still leaving public power untouched. The poem’s charm is inseparable from its limitation: it celebrates women as sovereigns of feeling and manners, not as citizens; yet in doing so it reveals how quickly politics, in a man’s mouth, can become another kind of love talk.
Protection, Decorum and Admiration... See, still learning.
When I first read the title of this poem my 21st century thought patterns told me to move along. However, knowing what I do about the 18th century, I went back to it and with my bride’s encouragement I set out to learn it. I appreciate the works of Mr. Burns and have a few of them memorized and now I almost have this one as well. Protection, Caution and Admiration. The men of yesteryear would be appalled at the men of today. I imagine they wouldn’t call us men at all, they’d probably call us neuter. This is a wonderful work that men of today should give attention to. They might find conviction as I did and continue to.